August 22nd, 2011

8.22.11 - Grandma is Fucking Cool

I went my my grandma’s house today,
to pick up my dad’s van.
On the way out the door,
my grandma asked if I was off to go skinny-dipping again.
I had a moment of heart/mind/body freeze,
while I tried to figure out how she heard about that.
Fuck.
Oh yeah, all grandparents read the newspaper.
However, instead of the Conservative Christian viewpoint/remarks
that I was expecting,
she told me a story about her sister and her husband
skinny-dipping in the ocean.
Then she said she had thought about doing it,
but just could never quite convince herself to.

Is it weird,
if the bucket list in me,
totally wants to convince my grandma to go skinny-dipping with me and my friends?

Anyways, the moral of the story,
is my Grandma is fucking cool.